(SUNG)
‘TWAS IN YOKOHAMA, I MET THIS HOT MAMA,
SERVING
RADISHES, OCTOPUS, RICE AND DRIED SQUID. THIS
SHARP LOOKING COOKIE, HER NAME WAS SUZUKI, SHE SERVE
RADISHES, OCTOPUS, RICE AND DRIED SQUID.
(SPOKEN)
IT WERE A MOONLIGHT NIGHT IN YOKOHAMA.
I WERE FEELING HUNGRY AND WANTING
TO EAT, SO I AM
WALKING INTO TINY JAPANESE RESTAURANT AND AM
SITTING DOWN
ON MY SEAT. THE WAITRESS WERE A MOST
BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. LIKE G.I. SAY,
SHE ARE A CUTE
LITTLE MOUSE. THEN I NOTICE HOW SHE ARE CONSTRUCTED.
MY
GOODNESS – SHE ARE BUILT JUST LIKE A BRICK
CHICKENHOUSE. I THINK TO MYSELF:
GEE WHIZ! HOT DOG!
OH JOY! THIS LITTLE CUTIE PIE IN SWEATER ARE MAKING
JANE RUSSELL TO LOOK JUST LIKE SKINNY UNDERFED BOY.
THEN I AM WINKING AT
HER AND SAYING, "HELLO, BABY DOLL.
WHERE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? HOW YOU
LIKE TO GO FOR
RIDE IN MY JEEP?" AND SHE ANSWER ME IN HER MUSICAL
VOICE,
SHE SAY, "GETTING LOST, YOU LITTLE ORIENTAL
CREEP." I LAUGH, HA HA, AT
THIS VERY FUNNY JOKE. THEN
I SAY, "PLEASE KIDDO. CANNOT YOU SEE I HAVE
TERRIFIC
HEARTBURN FOR YOU, AND YOU ARE COLD AS WELLDIGGER’S
KNEE." AND
SHE SAY, "NO NO, REALLY I AM VERY HOT TOMATO.
JUST WAIT TILL I CHANGE MY
DRESS AND MY SOCKS. I PUT ON
MY CRAZY RED SHOES, AND WE GO OUT AND GET
DOUBLE
SHOT OF SAKE OVER THE ROCKS." HO HO! THEN WE HAVE
JOLLY GOOD TIME,
SUZUKI AND ME. WHEN I TAKE HER HOME,
I FEEL SO TICKLE, FOR SHE GIVE ME
BIG KISS AND SAY,
"GOODNIGHT, HONEYBUCKET. BE CAREFUL, NOT TAKE
WOODEN
NICKEL." NOW SUZUKI AND ME WE ARE WED,
AND WITH GREAT JOY I AM FLIPPING
MY LID. I AM KEEPING
HER FROM FOGGY FOGGY DEW, AND SHE ARE COOKING
FOR
ME RICE AND DRIED SQUID.
(SUNG)
’TWAS IN YOKOHAMA, I MET THIS HOT MAMA,
SERVING
RADISHES, OCTOPUS, RICE AND DRIED SQUID.
THIS
SHARP LOOKING COOKIE, HER NAME IS SUZUKI, SHE IS
FIXING ME BREAKFAST OF RICE AND DRIED SQUID.
